Funky Friday.

Had a great night out last night, but feeling a bit worse for wear today!!!

Things that are pissing me off/confusing the shit out of me today:

1. People doing random stuff as a sign of dedication to each other.

Gillian: I think we wanted to really just experience this important event in our lives fully, and as Clive is fairly knowledgeable about amputations, certainly more than I am, I trusted him. I think I knew the first day we spent together that we were meant for each other, as corny as it sounds. Dipping my feet in the Pacific for the first time with him was really, really special, and I think that’s when it hit us: we were falling in love. We wanted to mark it with something really big.

Aww, nothing wrong with that I hear you say...

Gillian: I’m not dating a ring, and I don’t want a ring. I’m dating flesh, and I want flesh to make a commitment to me. What good is a ring to me? It doesn’t really mean anything. I’ve been engaged before — and look where that took me: Nowhere. I wanted this time to be different. Plus, he’s been previously married, and I wanted to make sure that it wasn’t a repeat of that relationship. I told him if he was serious about this, he had to prove it — and that I was willing to do the same.

Hmmm, possibly going a bit strange you think... (you aint fucking wrong!)

Gillian: We started by putting elastic bands around the base of the fingers and wrapping them tight so there wouldn’t be too much bleeding. Because we didn’t have any anesthetics on hand — I’m definitely not into that much pain — we soaked our hands in ice water for about half an hour until they were totally numb. We poked them with a needle to make sure we couldn’t feel anything.

I put my ring finger in Clive’s mouth and he put his ring finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last joint. We looked in each other’s eyes, nodded, and bit down as hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we couldn’t actually get all the way through, but we did pop the joint open and tear it a little. We cut the rest, just some skin and the tendon, the normal way.

Well, what the fucking fuck?? Catch the rest of the story, and some "lovely" photos, here

2. Bad grammar/spelling.

I know, I know, stop being such a pedant, but, I just can't fucking help it. The little things are what piss me off most, for example:



You would think, out of all those stupid American students, one of them would have noticed!!!! Who is house indeed...

FANTASTIC!!! So I go looking for an image to chuck in here on google, searched for "you're an idiot" and look what smart arsed google came back with:



Now I wont rant at the nice people at google, coz even robots get it wrong some time, but that just amuses me!!!

3. People earning a considerably larger amount of money than I do.

Soccer ace Wayne Rooney has bought fiance Coleen McLoughlin a £67,000 Porsche for her 19th birthday.

That's just plain offpissing right there!!!

With $46.5 billion, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates is still the world's richest person, while Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, worth $12 billion, is the wealthiest media tycoon, according to data by Forbes on Thursday.

In the Internet search industry, Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page, with $7.2 billion apiece, beat out Yahoo founders David Filo and Jerry Yang, with $3.1 billion and $2.6 billion, respectively.

Grrrrrrr

Enough moaning. For now, I suppose.

Stumbled across this beauty here earlier:

"Remember a few years ago when Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were here shooting Project Greenlight?" (They had gone to Sundance to interview directors and writers and try and create a publicity stunt and an episode out of it.) "I was doing sound in the condo where they were both lodging and filming. At one point Ben took a break from shooting and disappeared upstairs to his bedroom. By mistake he left his wireless mic on."

"Jennifer Lopez was there with Ben, but was hiding out in his room the whole time. At first when I heard Ben kissing her hello, I immediately went to turn the volume down on my headphones. But then they started kissing loudly and making noises, and I felt so guilty, but I left the sound up, and heard Jennifer saying 'I love you baby, I love you... You wanna get busy, baby. You wanna get busy?'"

"Then I heard Ben reply, .'Are you sure you're feelin' better? I don't want you to shit on me again.'"

Finally, Se7en's finale, performed by fluffy things:

http://www.cggallery.com/seven/